i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on
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This is the money frog reblog for good luck and many crickets
money can be exchange for goods and services
(Source: sinneroftheverse, via humorrelated)
i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans
i read it wrong this isnt true
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omfg so a couple years ago my friend gen told me this happened to one of her friends I can’t believe that bitch lied to me cause she obviously got it from this
(Source: fuckinmiki, via perks-of-being-chinese)
If you see this
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either
(Source: catsofinstagram, via thecommonchick)
If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
i beg to differ
Then Beg
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trying to sound like a normal interested person in public
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owls are bullshit and here’s why
this is what an owl looks like without feathers
look at it.
its like it came from the labyrinth.
thanks! i hate it
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“If I give this thing a human face it will make it less scary right???”
Beakface McGee
The Siphon is the mouth but only in Japan
Drawn by looking at an actual octopus
Drawn by looking at an actual octopus and then telling it to go fuck themself
u forgot one
I didn’t count him cause all other forms are valid in some way as attempts while this creature is just disgusting
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